Teke turned our Essiquibo River ride into a floating classroom-meets-comedy club. Between cracking jokes about the river’s size and roasting our snack habits, she dropped fascinating stories about Dutch intrigue, British takeovers, and a whole lot of sugar trade gossip. Inside the court house, she painted a picture of colonial "justice" that was both fascinating and horrifying, all delivered with her signature deadpan wit. Somehow, she made centuries of struggle and resilience feel alive—while keeping us laughing so hard even the fish seemed entertained. If you want history with humor, this tour is pure gold.