Moving out?
Here’s what’s not making the trip:
🪑 Broken chairs
📚 Textbooks from 2004
🛏️ The futon with a mystery stain
📦 Boxes labeled “misc” (from two moves ago)
It all fits in one 15 yard dumpster.
We’ll drop it.
You toss it.
We’ll be out of your hair before the movers arrive.
#FortDumpsterDash