Just came here to leave my review of my experience with Roto-Rooter's MVP employee.
“I’m in Love with a Plumber (Named Justin)”
to the tune of “I’m in Love with a Stripper”- T Pain
(Verse 1)
I had a clog, didn’t know what to do,
Called up the plumber, said, “I need help, dude!”
He walked in, toolbox in his hand,
Said, “Don’t worry, ma’am, I got a plan.”
Got down low, started twistin’ that wrench,
Looked so good in his Carhartt pants.
Then the pipe burst—oh no, what a sight,
Now Justin’s covered, but he’s still polite!
(Chorus)
Ohhh, I’m in love with a plumber! (Oh yeah)
Even with my poop on him, he’s a stunner! (Oh no)
He said, “Ma’am, this happens all the time,”
But I swear, I saw love in his eyes!
(Verse 2)
He didn’t flinch, he just wiped his face,
Said, “This ain’t my first—nor my worst case.”
I tipped him big, gave him my number,
Now I dream of Justin all summer!
He fixed my pipes, then he stole my heart,
Even with that smell, he’s a work of art.
I know it’s gross, but love ain’t clean,
Now I’m out here livin’ my plumber dream!
(Outro)
Justin, oh Justin, you saved the day,
Even though you shoulda just run away.
Love’s messy, and so are my pipes,
But I know you’re the love of my life!
....5 stars