Paisanos Update: We're OPEN tonight 4-7pm because apparently blizzards are no match for pizza cravings.
Crew? LOL it's literally just me ! The lone wolf of mozzarella, holding down the fort like it's the last pizzeria on Earth.
Deliveries? Only if DoorDash finds a dasher who didn't already build an igloo and go into hibernation.
Brave the storm, roll up in 4x4, snowblower, or actual sled pulled by confused huskies 🤣 I'll be here, oven hot, ready to spin you a pie and salute your questionable life choices. See you psychos soon... 🍕💪🏼
