On the 12th day of Christmas, my car gave to me:
12 engine check lights,
11 flat tires,
10 oil leaks,
9 spark plugs failing,
8 exhaust issues,
7 wiper blades scraping,
6 batteries dying,
5 brake pads worn,
4 struts a-strutting,
3 transmission troubles,
2 tail lights blinking,
and MDP Diesel & Auto Repair to help me fix it all!